For the beautiful game — and the beautiful people around it
The No Bel Soccer Prize
A parody prize that celebrates football excellence, iconic chaos, and legendary off‑pitch moments. Winners are chosen by an anonymous panel of dedicated football supporters (they insist on privacy, snacks, and avoiding press conferences).
On‑pitch brilliance
Off‑pitch moments
Anonymous panel picks
First winner announcement
The first-ever winner will be announced at the ceremony on July 20, 2026.
The most prestigious football prize ever awarded
Ceremony starts in
Countdown to July 20, 2026
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Target: July 20, 2026 00:00 (New York time).
What counts
Goals, saves, tactical masterclasses… plus character: leadership, sportsmanship, community work, and iconic quotes.
What doesn’t
Anything that confuses people into thinking this is a Nobel organization. This is a parody site, loudly and proudly.
How serious is it?
Serious about football. Not serious about ourselves.