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How it works

The Anonymous Panel™

Winners are chosen by an anonymous panel of dedicated football supporters. We don’t publish names. We do publish the rules (because that’s funnier and fairer).

Ceremony: The No Bel Soccer Prize ceremony starts at July 20, 2026 00:00 (New York time).

Who can win

How the panel decides

  1. Nomination window People submit candidates.
  2. Shortlist: the panel filters out duplicates, obvious trolling
  3. Scoring: the panel uses the rubric below.
  4. Final pick: debate, snack break, then pick a winner.

Submit a candidate

Want to nominate someone? Drop the details here.

Player, coach, referee, fan organizer—anyone who made football better.
Pick the headline. You can explain the rest below.
Short is fine. Legendary is also fine.
Submit candidate

Scoring rubric

CategoryWhat it meansPoints
Football excellenceHow good was it in football terms?0–30
Iconic factorDid it instantly become “a thing”?0–25
Sportsmanship / impactRespect, leadership, or positive influence.0–25
Joy / comedy / humanityDid it make the world a little better (or funnier)?0–20

Panel rules (so it stays fair)